past questions
1 | A Centaur at Panera
Is it ok for a centeaur to poop outside?
Why would you take the longer route on the gps?
Whatever happened to that guy who made afloating island out of trash?
What are the implications of Pokemon in the real world?
2 | The Hero of Haddonfield
If you switched bodies Freaky-Friday style, what shenanigans would you get into?
Where do nudists keep their hankies?
Whats the deal with Bronies?
How do horror movie villains retire?
3 | Scrapple Virgin
Why is there a pumpkin pie seasonbut no other pie-specific season?
If pumpkins were sentient, which would they prefer: being baked into a pie or being carved?
Unlikely fight: Bea Arthur vs Bob Ross
4 | #Mayogate
What do other turkeys think about the pardoned turkey?
Is coffee cake a cake or a muffin?
Is your stuffing mostly bread or meat?
5 | Gastonomics
What are the consequences of Gaston requiring 5 dozen eggs every day?
What happens when The Booty has rocked everywhere?
What will be on Antiques Roadshow in 100 years?
6 | You Gotta Have That Christmas Pickle
What is the best way to decorate a Christmas tree?
Christmas trees: real or fake?
7 | Ask Not For Whom the Nestle Tolls
What is the most consequential segment of the Great British Bake Off?
What is the best cookie and why is it chocolate chip?
8 | Jesus-esque
Is the Kool Aid Man full of blood or pee?
In the Wizard of Oz, where does the Red Brick Road lead?
If a vampie bites a zombie (or vice versa) who turns who?
9 | He Went to Whitman's!
What qualifies Brunch as Brunch?
Definitive Ranking: Chocolate in the Heart Boxes
10 | The 7th Circle Back of Hell
What is the deadliest weapon in Clue?
How many times can you "circle back?"
When you turn up any volume, do you round up or go to every 5th?
Wings: bone in or boneless?
How many days in a row can you wear the same PJs before you have to change them?
Does butter belong on the counter or in the fridge?
How should the toilet paper be hung?
11 | Radicalized Dolphins
When, specifically, is Miller Time?
Without humans, what species will take over?
What happens when Mario dies?
12 | Throwin' Tootsie
What is the correct way to eat an Oreo?
What are cicadas up to underground?
What makes Mr. Owl an expert on tootsie Pops?
13 | Child Nemesis
What is your best prank?
On an airplane, to whom does each armrest belong?
Spaghettios- fork or spoon?
Is a visual album just a movie musical?
What is the sexiest chess piece?
What is one pizza ingredient thaty should never have been introduced?
What happens to the hour in daylight savings time?
14 | That's the Kirkland Difference
Is Paul Bunyon a Kaiju?
The Fedora: Tainted forever?
How does CatDog reproduce?
15 | The Junk Drawer of the Soul
What belongs in the Junk Drawer?
What sounds dirty but is actually wholesome?
What makes a good high school play?
16 | Schrödinger's Hatchback
What are the consequences of immortality?
Did the Genie create a sovereign state to impress a girl?
17 | Nothing Illegal Comes in Grape
What lie did the Geico camel list on his resume to get the job?
If you went back in timeto learn a secret, when would you go?
18 | Objectifying Bagels
If Garfield doesn't work, why does he hate Mondays?
What's your meeting walk-up music?
How would you replace the 'popcorn' button on microwaves?
19 | The False Scrivener*
If life gives you lemons, what does death give you?
20 | The Council of Matts
What is The Hokey Pokey all about?
In Bootilicious, what flavor is The Jelly?
What is the most useless superpower?
21 | The Candy Man Can
What criminal violations does Willy Wonka face?
What events aren't olympic events, but should be?
22 | A Lindsey, Per Se
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?
What makes a bar a dive bar?
23 | Monopoly: It Starts with a Dream
Why do we still play Monopoly? WHY?
What or where is the "Go" of life?
Why does Baltic avenue get such a bad rap?
What are the differences between St. James' place and Atlantic Ave?
24 | Do Unto Me
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
What did Wishbone do in retirement?
Why hasn't Wishbone appeared on Inside the Actor's Studio?
What will our technological dilemma be when millenials are in our 60s?
25 | Comrade Danny Ocean
What is the perfect crime?
What are your dumb domestic disputes?
What apocalyptic scenario would cause the government to ask for your expertise?
26 | Sit There and Die Mad About It
Are Bugles chips?
What are acceptable toppings for toast?
When you're going to your car, and someone is getting out of the car next to you, who goes first?
27 | Mash On, Brother
Is the Monster Mash the song we hear, or is what we hear a song about the Monster Mash?
If you could turn any movie into a horror movie, what would you choose?
What was your best scare?
28 | Did I Just Clapback?
Is it rude to meet friends halfway into the dining experience?
If you lost all scouting knowledge except for one thing, what would you want to remember?
29 | Flamboyant Versification
Is the Cat in the Hat a hero or a villain?
What's the best fall activity?
Will umbrella hats ever come back in style?
Why are red onions not called purple onions?
TP over or TP under?
Does a staircase go upwards or downwards?
Why do squirrels jump out in front of cars?
30 | Do You Even Chuck, Bro?
How does one "out pizza the Hut?"
Should there be a microwave etiquette at work?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
31 | You're on Eartha's Time
Definitive Ranking: Santa's Reindeer
What's the best Christmas song?
White elephant or secret santa?
32 | Pouch Me, Mama
How much should you reveal about yourself to a co-worker?
What super hero/villain would make the best therapist?
Dog Questions: Why do you relieve yourselves in our water bowls? Why are you looking for a good boy/girl?
33 | Semantics Strike Again
Turn down...for what?
What kind of dog is the downward dog?
Which TMNT weapon is the best for fighting crime/ defeating Shredder?
34 | Unregistered Method Acting
Exactly how long is a moment?
What cartoon weapon worries you the most?
WHy do beavers biologically hate running water?
35 | On the Advice of My Counsel
Is the contract in The Little Mermaid legal?
If I hit myself and it hurts, am I super weak or super strong?
Besides a DeLorean, what vehicle is best suited to be a time machine?
36 | Truecuterie
Is St. Patrick's day over-rated, under-rated, or perfectly rater?
Create the perfect charcuterie board using only items from 711
What is Dr. Pepper's doctorate in?
37 | You Can't Conceive of Cary Elwes
Is anything in The Princess Bride truly inconceivable?
38 | The Deuce is Loose
What's the difference between a sketch and a skit?
What happens if you're scared half to death twice?
WHy do we say something out of whack? And what exactly is "a whack"?
How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
39 | K.
Is ending a sentence in a text without punctuation passive aggressive?
What's the most unethical use of Powerpoint?
How do you get a guest to leave your house?
40 | Booty Scoots
Are there more windows or wheels?
If Cephalopods had become the dominant creature on Earth, what would their civilzation look like?
Cannonball requirements?
Whats the most superior utensil?
How do you fuck a mermaid?
How long do you have to wait to throw out a co-workers food in the work fridge after it expires?
How many "chuggas" go before the "choo choo"?
41 | Depending on the Vibe...
What's the correct way to make a PG&J?
What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth she takes?
What do you actually see when "your life flashes before your eyes?"
42 | Win One for the Quacker
State-for-province: what's a fair trade?
How much powdered milk would you have to add to regular milk before it's no longer milk?
43 | Sell Out, Cash In
What happened to Fuzzy Wuzzy's hiar?
If you have breakfast for dinner, is it still dinner? Or just a late breakfast?
When does 'sooner' end and 'later' begin?
44 | Mozzarella is a Team Player
What kind of cheese is best? In what form?
Why does nature pre-slice oranges and grapefruits?
Does farting make you heavier?
45 | The Doughletariat
Is the Pillsbury Doughboy a cannibal?
If something is neither here or there...where is it?
Whats the creepiest thing you could say while passiong a stranger in the street?
46 | Mansplaining Mansplaining
Are Swedish Fish gummies?
Road Trips: what are the roles of each passenger?
Where can't you pump your own gas? What happens if you do?
47 | Throw the Whole Man Out
Does Jolene know that Dolly’s man says her name in his sleep, or did she have to find out through song like everyone else?
In a world where dogs play poker, what breed would be dealer? The players?
Why don't birds poop on the roofs of houses?
48 | Baby's First Biscuit (LIVE!)
Definitive Ranking: British Biscuits
49 | 1.21 GigaWTF?
After Doc got struck by lightning, how did he land the DeLorean in 1885 without crashing?
Why don't Marty's parents recognize that he grows up looking exactly like "Calvin Klein"?
What happened to Old Biff in present day?
What really brought Marty and Doc together? How close are they?! Why?!
50 | Soup as Old as Rhyme
Is cereal soup?
51 | Pillow Talk
what's the worst Halloween candy?
What does your Trick or Treat bag of choice say about you?
What (fictional) serial killer would you want to be your roommate?
For Eric: how did you view doing theatre in high school? What was it to you?
For Matt: If you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would you do?
52 | Boudoir Feet Pics
Why is Pigpen so dirty and why can't he get clean?
What is the appropriate punishment for coworkers that eat your lunch?
Who is responsible for our dishes?
53 | Daddy the Magnificant
hat are the ingredients of Humble Pie?
What's the oldest trick in the book?
Why do millennials hate phone calls?
54 | Step Into My Office
What is the best and worst way to spend spoons?
In this era of toxic masculinity, what is the modern day 'test of manhood'?
55 | Elf on the Chaise Lounge
Definitive Ranking: 12 Days of Christmas
Is the Elf on the Shelf a presrtigous position or a punishment?
Is each Elf on the shelf different, or is it the same Elf that's everywhere at once?
Why is it an Elf on the Shelf when he doesn't stay on a shelf?
56 | So Said Meatloaf and So Say I
Dante said there were 9 circles of hell. Which new ones should we add?
How big is personal space?
How do you win the game (which you just lost)?
57 | An NFT by Any Other Name
What's on your 2023 Bingo card?
58 | Grippable Skull
Is milk juice?
What makes a face punchable?
Which armrest is yours at the movie theater?
59 | James Bond in Hospice
Is there a formula for creating the perfect James Bond villain?
60 | We Are Due for a Child King
What is your zombie apocolypse weapon of choice?
Is dog really man's best friend?
A cultural exchange: what's the one thing about British politics you wished American understood?
61 | Kirbies All the Way Down
What is it like inside of Kirby?
Is a bird in the hand really worth two in the bush?
How would the Vatican handle Angels in the Outfield?
62 | We Are the Culture
When you say “its been a while”, what is the longest it’s been that it’s still ok to use that phrase?
If Hercules was given a 13th impossible task in the modern age, what would it be and could he do it?
Is it that the one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater is a creature that itself is one-eyed, one-horned, purple of color, and eats only normal, human people; OR is it a creature whose diet is exclusively people who are one-eyed, one-horned, purple of color, and can fly?
63 | Vicious Mockery
Is Frosty the snowman or the hat?
In dungeons and dragons there are mechanics like Initiative, Action, and Bonus Action. What would some of those be for real life, for your own life, and why?
101 Dalmatians. There are 101 of them…how many of them are absolute bastards, how many of them are psychopaths, and how many of them would it actually take to make an adult woman’s coat?
What am I supposed to do with the butt ends of my bread?
64 | Never Trust a Worm
When does The Future begin?
What could an idiom of "On the eyebrow" mean?
What is the YDAFT mascot?
65 | An Impediment to the Vibe
What is the definition of "ish?"
If Air Bud were to enter the joust, would he be the mount or the rider? Is there a rule saying dogs can't be in the joust?
Plus: Someone’s got a pair of garden shears, clean but not sterile. He looks wiry and fit but not too strong. He’s offering cash for toes. How much cash would you accept for each toe?
66 | Binge It Like Beckham
How important do you have to be to be considered assassinated and not just murdered?
What qualifies someone as a Disney Adult?
How do you find a job as an evil villain's assistant?
67 | Blundering to Success
Why doesn’t Tarzan have facial hair?
When people ask “Where are you from?” what is the age cutoff to be “from” somewhere?
What if experience points were real?
68 | I'm Gonna Be a Problem
Would Lightning McQueen buy life insurance or car insurance?
What would happen if the key to the city was literal?
What do you think old folks homes will be like for millenials?
Can you daydream at night?
69 | Grimace is as Grimace Does
What IS Grimace?
What is Grimace's biology?
Does he have a special toilet or does he even NEED a toilet?
70 | The Long, Dark Ball Pit of the Soul
What is the millenial Margaritaville?
If clouds had flavors, what would cumulonimbus taste like?
If all the world's desserts suddenly came to life, who would be elected as global leader?
Where can the Fast and Furious franchise go from here?
Does the existence of doggy heaven imply the existence of an afterlife for all animals?
Are eyebrows facial hair?
If two vegans fight, is it still called a beef?
Is pizza an open-faced sandwich?
You’re in a restaurant sitting across from a man, late 40s-early 50s. He’s in a booth. His t shirt was once white but it now covered in either grease or sweat - you cannot tell. He has many, many empty red plastic baskets stacked high. You find out from another patron of the restaurant that’s been there that the baskets were all filled with cheese sticks. The question is, is there a point, in weight or number of cheese sticks, in which you would not even confer with the other patrons or workers of the establishment, that you would call 911 based solely off of the amount of cheese consumption. JUST IN CASE YOU NEED THIS…he is conscious, his eyes are half open and he’s breathing, albeit heavily. But if you touch him or ask him any questions his only response is “unnngh cheeeese.”
71 | Let's Start on the Funny?
When do people in the Peanuts universe start talking with the adult “wah-wah” voice?
If trees could walk, would they form their own societies?
What are alien relationships like?
72 | I Say "YES, Jan!"
Definitive Ranking: The Brady Bunch
What would a "complicated bake" oven consist of?
73 | A Koala with Terrible Purpose
Which animated duck has the best life?
If Winnie the Pooh is a living stuffed bear, where does the honey go?
If Spice Melange was a real spice, what food would you put it on?
74 | Dogs with Thumbs
Who did let the dogs out?
spring and talks like June”
"Ninja Turtles:
Who’s delivering the pizza and where are the getting the money?"
75 | Mosh Pit Lifeguard
How does one mosh?
How would Clifford the Big Red Dog live in real life?
76 | You Can't Handle the Bit
Can ghosts see each other? Do they have to take turns haunting people? How crowded is the afterlife?
What professions are NOT represented as Halloween costumes, but are terrifying nonetheless?
Does anyone still “Trick” during Trick-or-Treat? If so, where is the line between appropriate and inappropriate Tricks?
77 | Gulf War Gameboy
Left Twix vs Right Twix
What is your most shameful poop sesh?
Do you have a poop you’re especially proud of?
78 | Humpty Dumpty's Bumpy Dumpy
The Beatles sang about 8 days a week. What is the 8th day?
what is Humpty Dumpty? Is he actually an egg...or something more? Why are the royal family interested? And what wall was he on?
79 | The Forbidden Peloton
What was so appealing to that spider crawling up the water spout?
If time is money, are ATMs time machines?
80 | King of the Misfits
Do "Christmas cookies" really exist? Or do we just call regular cookies Christmas cookies because of the season?
Definitve Ranking: Misfit Toys
81 | Milk Comin' For Gen Z
YDAFT 2024 Bingo Cards
82 | Trucknutz Rides You
How do you get to Sesame Street?
There’s a new starter Pokemon: Floridaman. What are his attacks? What are his 3 evolutions? What does he sound like?
What are the most mildly infuriating curses you can think of?
83 | Aesop's B-Sides
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
If you had to swap two of your five basic senses, which would they be?
How do you write a notes app apology?
84 | A Cent for Your Contemplations
Why do you have to put your two cents in, but it's only a penny for your thoughts?
If we had the ability to use a "challenge" via instant replay once per day, how would you use your challenge?
The Charmin Bears come in different colors. Why?
85 | Get in Loser, We're Moshing
Does America really run on Dunkin'? If not, what does run on Dunkin'? And what does America run on?
Matt will get financially compensated for every minute he stays in a mosh pit. Eric chooses the band and how long Matt stays in the pit. Eric gets the same amount of money but Matt chooses how he spends it. What’s the band, when does Matt get pulled out of the pit, and what does Eric spend the money on?
86 | Romancing the Roomba
How will AI impact reality shows? Will there be AI-based reality shows like “Love is AI?”
If laughter is the best medicine, what's the best medicine for laughter?
Can you unscramble an egg?
How many chickens would it take to conquer the world?
87 | God's Mistake
Mascot Madness: Who is the YDAFT Mascot Winner?
88 | It's Raining Libertarians
Are beverages snacks?
What are the best and worst replacements for rain?
What quest would you give your best friend?
89 | YDAFT & Afraid: Live from Ikea (Part One)
89.5 | YDAFT & Afraid: Live from Ikea (Part Two)
Argue passionately for a design decision that you know the other would be disgusted by.
How many Furbies could fit in a SKRUVBY?
What celebrity would you gift the FAMNIG HJÄRTA to, if you could?
Best creative uses for a DVÄRGMÅS?
Is the MORABO armchair worth $800?
What cryptid lurks within the Ikea?
What is the most lagom piece of furniture available at IKEA?
Who names all the furniture?
Singer JoCo says they're selling furniture for "college kids and divorced men" Who else?
Invent an innovative new piece of furniture and give it a classic Ikea name. Like a lamp-couch or a bookshelf-fridge.
What should Ikea's mascot be?
What's the coziest Ikea item?
What do the people in the Ikea instruction drawings do when they aren't there? Are they models? Are they unionized?
Who wins in a fight - lingonberry or cranberry?
Did staff get a free giant meatball for Xmas?
What's the coolest thing that hardly anyone ever buys?
When admiring something will you Werner Herzog it?
Do the employees have favorite hide-and-seek spots?
90 | New Tune Goofin'
What time is it on The Moon?
How would you reorder the alphabet? Are there any letters you would add or subtract?
91 | Long Daddy
Why are they called “Daddy Longlegs?”
If the theory about all of reality being a simulation are true......what are some real-life examples of glitches in the simulation?
92 | Gritty Ass Galaga
What's the next great vIdeo game adaptatIon...from 80's arcade cabInets?
What is the proper ettiquette for the driving wave?
93 | Steveless in Seattle
We all know The Golden Rule...what are The Silver & Bronze Rules?
94 | He Feta Cheesed Me
Between Matt and Eric, who would win the Tour de France?
What would our namesake awards (The Pochs, The Sheas) be for?
What happened to the #1 pencil?
95 | Any Poch in a Storm
You're writing The NEW Ten Commandments ...what are they?
96 | This is Your Captain Speaking
What is the buffet order of operations?
What is supporting character energy?
97 | Clown Court
Explain Neopets?
What happens in Clown Court?
98 | The Church of Latter Day Podcasts
What's the proper etiquette for walking in on someone in the bath
room? Ignore it forever? Bring it up? Make a joke?
99 | A Thinkin' Man's Bit
You are superheroes - what is your superpower, your weakness, and name?
What is the nature of the minions labor for Gru?
100 | Floor Pizza
Personal Interview
101 | Let's Get on the Same Page
What life stats should be displayed at death?
When we say when we're on the same page - what page are we actually on?
102 | Speaking of My Burdens...
Femur or Tibia?
what is a Lego set that absolutely needs to exist but never will?
In the office, where's the best place to sleep?
103 | Smash Yacht, Bruh
Why don't boats have figureheads anymore?
Are there non-food-related knuckle tatoos that are better than the food ones?
104 | Pissin' Me Timbers
"So Poch invents a Time Machine. Shows up randomly at Matt’s door and says “get in time for an adventure.”
1) what object did Eric use as his base for the time machine?
2) what year are you traveling to?
3) what did each of you do intentionally or unintentionally to alter our current timeline?"
What’s the sexiest plant?
105 | Haunted Into Empathy
Which Scrooge is deadliest? A battle royale
106 | Sic Semper Philranus
What's on your 2025 Bingo card?
107 | Surrender to Kyle
I just had a baby boy, my question for you guys is what is some fatherly advice I should give him first?
What's the proper etiquette for letting someone know their zipper is down?
108 | Critical Girth
What is an appropriate dollop size before it becomes a scoop?
Hey friends, recent trail based developments in my life have lead me to an important question: What makes a Good Stick?
109 | Bobbing for Knives
If, from the day you are born, you never bleed, do you live your entire life with the same blood?
110 | The Kaczynski Method
Who didn't make it that should have?
What's the name of the Matt/Eric band? Whats the name of the debut album?
You're an assassin, but you've never been caught because you kill people by The Butterfly Effect. You have a new target: an evil oil baron from Oilville - how do you kill him?
111 | Thou Shalt Read the Room
What's the proper etiquette for asking someone to be the base in pool chicken?
What's the proper etiquette for inviting a friend of yours to a party they weren't invited to?
What's the proper etiquette for guillotine use.
What's the proper etiquette for showing someone a YouTube video you love?
112 | YDAFT & Afraid 2: Costco
Is tthe full name Cost Company
does anyone buy the hot tubs or atvs? who?
what is the minimum number of people required to justify a 5ft long cheese log?
how many years inside a costco can you last without leaving? the costco stays on
whats the largest item you can legally purchase at Costco?
if I buy a casket at costco can I return it...under any circumstanmce
if you were offerred a whole pallet of a costco item, what would you get?
costco fashion hits for unexpected fits?
what creatures lukr beneath the shelves as of yet unseen by man or elves?
If Costco has spare 10oz silver bars it’s one of the cheapest places on the market to get it. That’s not a question just preppery financials.
Question…you have to commit to one pre-fried frozen junk food. You’re about to buy an 8-38 pound bag of it. What’re you getting? Chimi chimi changas? Hotty pocky pockets? Cheesy stickerydoos? Edited to add. *as Werner Herzog
"The zombie outbreak finally happened. The undead roam the streets. Amid the chaos, you find yourselves trapped in a Costco.
It’s only a matter of time until the zombies start breaking in. What are the best non-conventional melee and ranged weapons you’ll be able to use?"
how about a definitive ranking of cost foodcourt items?
What isn't Costco good at?
Sample maximization strategies
What SHOULD costco give free samples of - but doesn’t?
What doesn't costco offer but should?
How many free samples must you eat before you've technically had a meal?
113 | Cracking Into Cold Ones
Is blood soup?
You wake up as a horse - what's your first move?
Aliens: Smash or Pass?
If you could have a tail, what kind would it be and why?
Is arm wrestling just a cover for dudes wanting to hold hands and look deeply into each others' eyes?
What's your Fursona?
What do you collect?
How are you making space for childlike wonder in your life?
Cave exploration: bad idea or the worst idea?
114 | May Your Rootin' Always Be Tootin'
When people say thats right up my alley What street is that Allie off of Thank you Have a great day
"As you both know, we like to do an occasional roast over here at Effin Cultured. We try to roast characters, or ideas that can’t get offended and usually don’t actually exist.
In the past we have roasted Mars and the solar system, Mother Goose, Cryptids, Cap’n Crunch, Mario/ Nintendo, Rankin bass Santa, and fast food mascots….."
Where have all the cowboys gone? (This is a nearly thirty year old mystery.)
115 | Raw, Primal Imaginarium
When the toddler hands you the phone…what’s being said on the other line? …and no, it cannot be them trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
Solve the Trolly Problem
116 | A Load-Bearing Fan
How would you design a ghillie suit that gives camoflage in an urban setting?
What would be your Looney Tunes-esque genus and species name?
What non-animal adornments for big ostentatious hats should come into fashion?
Why do we say sleep like a baby if babies are not known for sleeping well?
117 | Chock Full of Dicks
This may be niche, but I think it aligns exactly with Matt’s interests. You’re creating a starting lineup for a baseball/softball team using movie characters. Characters who are professional baseball players in the movie (ex. Crash Davis in Bull Durham) are not permitted. However, characters who are amateur players (ex. Daniel Caffey in A Few Good Men) are permitted. Who’s on the team?
118 | A Poor Man's Harrison Ford
Greetings, gents, I have a question with real applicability to my life. How do you plan a trip? How do you and your loved ones, friends, associates, etc. decide where you want to go? What you want to spend your money on? How you want to spend your time when you’re there (lots of busy activities just sitting down for God sakes)? There is so much to do, so much to see and so little time and money! I am fraught with indecision. Help me. Please. 
He's got that dog in him. What dog?
119 | The Eric Ultimatum
What spreadsheet could Matt make for Eric that would help him the most?
What rave would Poch curate that Matt would actually enjoy?
If you had to legally marry a sandwhich, what sandwhich would you choose?
120 | After Sex Pop Tart
"For decades people have talked about a basic moral question, would you go back in time and commit an atrocity with the hope of making the world a better place. One of the most famous examples would be, going back in time and killing baby Hitler to avoid the holocaust. You would essentially be killing an innocent baby that knows not what his future holds, but you did it with the intent of saving millions of people.
So with that said, what I actually really wanna know…what is the best pop-tart filling (can be real or you can choose a new flavor) and do you prefer frosted or naked?"
What is our era’s Library of Alexandria? Something that is part of our civilization today that will be lost in 1,200 years, and that humans in that time will see as a triumph of our species, wishing they could experience it.
121 | Jimmy Nut and Tommy Cock
Hey you didnt ask for this This is your old friend Steve Listen Seattle and I have a question for you today The teddy bear stuffed animal is named after Theodore Roosevelt Teddy Roosevelt and I was wondering if there are any other stuffed animals that should be named after current or past presidents
What is the “sacred chord”? The one that David played and it pleased the lord, as mentioned in the Shrek anthem,”Hallelujah”
what bit would you etch on the bit?
122 | Nothing Up My 501(c)(3)
Why rubber ducks?
- inspired by my most recent experience at Walmart when everyone moved at a slow zombie pace and there was queue to leave - there is “island time”, what other types of “time” are there?
Farts are now visible….annnnd go
123 | Dumped at the Bubba Gump
What’s the ultimate field trip experience?
Every creature in Australia Or Every Florida Man?
124 | Felonious Gulls
How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious someone was putting them there?
If Boy Scouts had cookies, what would their names be?
125 | Ibprofriend
You know how people sometimes use “getting some vitamin D” as a euphemism for sex? What would be the friendship/platonic version of that?
What are you naturally bad at?
You get one prop from a movie to showcase at your house - what is it?
Bucket list characters to play on stage?
126 | Mythical Mischief
A few times a while back Matt referenced his “noodle” as in “this question popped into the ol’ noodle”. Which I understand to be referring to his brain. But what kind of noodle is Matt’s noodle? Bowtie? Ravioli? And what kind is Eric’s?
Do Mermaids have buttholes and how do they poop?
When you hear someone mention the “Muffin Man,” do you picture a human offering muffins… or do you picture a muffin with the face of a man?
What’s the ideal rapture?
127 | Nudity Ruins Movies
Whats an acceptable Candy Tax to implement on your kids post Trick-or-Treating?
Can you reuse a halloween costume for multiple parties in a year?
128 | Glizzy or Isn't He?
When you tell someone they’re “too much”, what are they “too much” of?
What makes a grin a shit-eating grin?
If there were scouts for adults, what would be the patches?
what does sic semper philranus mean?
129 | Scooters Out, Ostriches In
How does one become "a regular" somewhere?
If you could replace all pigeons with one other animal that serves the same “city animal” role, what would it be and why?
130 | I Don't Feel Like a Holly Jolly Boy
When precisely does Santa begin his route?
Where, precisley, is Santa's workshop located?
131 | Sweet Six-Sovereignteen
YDAFT Bingo 2026
132 | Put it in the Bagging Area
At what point in the process of dating someone do you reveal that you're in witness protection?
How does one address an elephant in a room?
133 | The Fainting Conch
If time travel is ever invented, what is the first prank that you would pull on someone from the past?
what other secrets should innocent looking animals hold to keep we humans on our (thankfully less terrifying) toes?
134 | Snack on the Sillies
What should we say to people when they have the hiccups? (i.e. “bless you” for sneezes)
At what point does a snack become a meal, legally speaking?