Exactly how long is a moment? What cartoon weapon worries you the most? Why do beavers biologically hate running water? These are the burning questions Matt and Eric tackle this episode, plus Matt shares why AARP is already targeting him and the boys Zoom-bomb a call with some surprise (and distinguished) guests.

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