Is the Pillsbury Doughboy a cannibal? If it's neither here nor there...where is it? What's the creepiest thing you can say when passing someone on the street? This is the eclectic group of conundrums facing us on episode 45, along with a fresh batch of Local Legends, and Matt's new special journal.
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